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Webforms are dodgy so you can email us directly at admin@slaphappylarry.com. If you are a regular reader of this website, we’d love to hear from you!

Ahem. After this many years writing things for the internet, a pattern has emerged.

So here’s a special note for the uber privileged demographic with complaints of any kind:

If you are an older white gentleman about to flick off a quick email to complain about content, word choice, tone, hear this: Kidlit people are by reputation the friendliest of folk. But you are reading free content and I care less than zero what you think of it. Start your own blog. Type out your entire disagreement, link back to my post and hit publish. It will take you months if not years to get a single non-bot hit. Meanwhile, you’ll have improved my SEO. TIA.

If you’re used to sending emails and having them acted upon, my reply to your whinging email, if it comes at all, will surprise you in its lack of deference.