Witches have a long history in storytelling, but they aren’t always scary. They aren’t always Baba Yaga types, sometimes murderous, sometimes helpful. There’s another variety of crone who is a ribald storyteller. She’s related to the classic witch, but her function in stories is quite different.
She is known as the burlesque witch.
What is her name?
From eighteenth century nursery rhymes:
What does she look like?
As Marina Warner describes in From The Beast To The Blonde:
- crone features
- chapfallen jaw
- toothless bight of chin and nose in profile
- a Punch-like proboscis
- carries a stick
- wears a conical hat
- apron and petticoats
Examples of the Burlesque Witch in Modern Pop Culture
- Maxine is the cartoon character who most regularly comes through my feed. Maxine is a Hallmark character who has her own Facebook page, of course. She’s a grumpy, wise-cracking old woman.
- You’ll find Maxine characters on many comedy series. The Simpsons gives us Patty and Selma.
- violet crawley quotes is in the Burlesque Witch tradition, but she is of the upper class. One of the main character jokes is that she looks down on the middle-class, because her upper-class status is so fragile.
- Catherine Tate’s Nan is an excellent example of the Burlesque Witch because she has a very reliable habit of being nasty-nice. She’ll be fake lovely, then as soon as someone leaves the room she turns. Nan is simply a modern take on the Baba Yaga character, who can be nice or mean, and we never know what we’re going to get at any given moment.
- Betty White is the standout example. We like to imagine her as she appeared in The Golden Girls. A popular Twitter handle makes use of her name. Its MO is to point out the ridiculousness of politics in particular, from behind the jaded wisdom of an old woman who has seen it all. The real Betty White’s twitter feed is quite different.
- Here in Australia, the Betty White parody account has been emulated, but uses recently retired SBS newsreader Lee Lin Chin as its avatar. Here we get the double comedy factor of an older woman (who is meant to be buttoned-up) crossed with a serious newsreader, who spends all day saying serious things. When ‘Lee Lin Chin’ joined Twitter, a lot of us wondered if this really was Lee Lin Chin. We hadn’t seen much of Lee Lin Chin outside her news reading role, but every Australian can see that her fashion sense masked a flamboyant personality. Now and again we got a glimpse. One famous blooper shows Lee Lin Chin saying, “Who is that handsome…” of a young male news reporter, not realising the camera had flipped back to her. We loved that, and could could imagine this ribald twitter account really was written by Lee Lin Chin, even though the twitter personality was more like that of a hard-drinking frat boy. Lee Lin Chin was also asked to play herself in a series of short films, in which she does play this character.
The Internet Burlesque Witch
I’ve seen plenty of burlesque witches on my mother and aunties’ social media feeds. Women who share these memes tend to share images of women older than they are, in true ‘old age’ rather than ‘late middle age’. The joke is that an old woman
- Sees herself as still sexually attractive/active
- Sees herself as not still sexually attractive/active.
As a result, the burlesque witch can be mined for sexual comedy in either direction:
Sometimes the burlesque witch is simply making light out of old age. Often the joke is that she feels like a young woman stuck in an old woman’s body:
But of course, old women are appropriated by younger people making ageist memes based on the regular tropes:
Others are based on stereotypes but are shared by older women themselves:
Features of the Internet Burlesque Witch
- Sagging breasts (often exaggeratedly so — a common joke is that they drag on the ground, be tucked into a belt or be mistaken for testicles)
- Fashion sense is youthful. She wears clothing more typically worn by teenagers, and doesn’t care.
- Loves to drink and although she doesn’t feel bad about this, she does mention it a lot.
- She carries a lot of middle-aged belly fat, but we can imagine she was ‘curvy’ in her youth.
- She eschews exercise, except for ‘exercise’ such as picking up massive wine bottles, pulling the lever on her recliner and other minimal efforts.
- Chocolate is a favourite food, standing in for any of life’s little luxuries.
- She speaks her mind, and is often depicted with a large mouth wide open.
- Rather than a chapfallen chin, she has a double/triple/quadruple chin.